I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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