it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
everyone is single if you try hard enough
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
