What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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