She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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