How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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