Little spoons don't ask big questions
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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