The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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