I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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