At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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