i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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