ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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