i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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