i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
