I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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