She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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