We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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