Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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