Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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