Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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