I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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