Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I have aggressive nipples.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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