she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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