If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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