whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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