he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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