She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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