It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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