I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
they're like a gay fantastic four
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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