i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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