Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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