shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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