Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Randomize
