The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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