no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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