on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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