it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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