these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Come see our sink grown plant.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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