Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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