sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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