I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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