Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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