I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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