You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
How external is "for external use only"?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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