Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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