Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
i out mim tonsoeep
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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