I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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