I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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