we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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