Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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