How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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